JUN 7-11: Amsterdam

Amsterdam has canals.
Amsterdam has bicycle parking decks.
Amsterdam has large protests against "the war on drugs." Amsterdam is too stoned to realize it already won.
Amsterdam has a goofy language.
Amsterdam has Van Gogh.
Amsterdam is lazy.
Amsterdam is designed for punk kids.
Scientologists love Amsterdam.
Anne Frank is the only thing Amsterdam takes seriously.

Amsterdam looks better at night, but we weren't brave enough to pull out a camera in public at night. Amsterdam is not safe.